Legal Cheek re-writes stories from other websites in 90s yoofspeak so RollonFriday doesn’t have to
BARRISTERS RAKE IN THE WONGA BONGA!
Wowzers! Pupil barristers are gonna be richer than Chelsea FC dudester Roman Abramovich. And he’s mega-rich!
These young Bar badboys will be raking in the readies thanks to a decision by Wilberforce Chambers (or DickerForce Chambers, more like!) to ramp up pay by a mega 35%!!!
That means these courtroom cash crazy kids will soon be pulling in £65,000 a year!
Yes, they’ll have more spare cash to play with than a lottery winner on a mega-splurge at happy hour down the student union!
Hey, they might even buy us Ashurst finance partners a drink at the golf club in Henley over the weekend, where we’re gearing up for an important committee meeting followed by a round against a touring team of Ryder Cup veterans. Should be real test.
*This Story was orginally “published” in The Lawyer