Morning Round-Up: Tuesday 14 February

“I hope I get the same barrister as last time, she was hot,” says paramedic who stole ambulance drugs – Plymouth Herald

Supreme Court Judge Stephen Breyer robbed at machete point in Caribbean – BBC

Tory MPs’ rage at European judges – The Economist

Pilgrimage to the job god – Bitter Lawyer

Lawyer gives away free divorce on Valentine’s Day – WHSV