The words of a former girlfriend of Paul Bint, the conman famous for posing as Keir Starmer QC, the Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP).
Starmer (pictured far left) spoke for the first time this week about what it was like to have someone pretend to be him.
Bint (pictured near left) – who upon his release from prison last year claimed he had earned £2million from crime and slept with 2,500 women – didn't limit his lawyer impersonations to Starmer...