"Don't say anything else," she continues, in the style of the back seat driver from hell, before adding charmingly: "Oh my god, I'll kill you." The video – courtesy of TMZ – is below...
Or a snap of Lord Sumption trapped in a jokey headlock administered by his former client Roman Abramovich.
Well, the equivalent happened in America the other day, when celeb mag The Hollywood Reporter accompanied its 'Power Lawyers' 2012 list with some brilliant pictures...
Lindsay Lohan can't contain her joy as she hugs lawyer during her final hearing – The Mirror
Fire chiefs slammed by report into death of lawyer who fell down mine shaft – Daily Record
SRA bids to increase its power to fine law firms – from £2,000 to £250m – Legal Futures
Rapist jailed after "sleepwalking" claim rejected in legal first – The Telegraph
7 more famous law school dropouts – Bitter Lawyer
Legal history made as actor loses £300,000 in gay 'divorce' ruling – The Independent
City law bonuses reach £35K, but Brazilian lawyer earnings exceed UK counterparts – Legal Cheek (see below)
Must a captain be the last one off a sinking ship? – BBC
Judge refuses serial imposter's request to be called Clark Rockefeller – The Telegraph
The Occupy protester whose brother is a City lawyer - BBC