"Being a summer intern at a law firm is an exercise in gluttony and high-functioning alcoholism," begins the diary of a vac-schemer that was published on a New York blog over the weekend.
In the case of the diary's 26-year old lesbian author, that gluttony and high-functioning alcoholism comes with a lot of sex. She continues:
"9:25 p.m. I am on top of her on my couch. I throw her gauzy top on the floor. I make a path with my mouth down her neck and chest. She has great breasts."
Then things really hot up...