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8 reasons that lawyers are like condoms

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“It’s the fruity ones which are the most fun? No, wait…”

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Legal message board RollOnFriday — the beloved haunt of laddish City law firm partners who should probably know better — spent last week in the fevered grip of a discussion about the parallels between members of the legal profession and…condoms.

Here are eight of the most memorable comments…

1. Lawyers and condoms are both required at certain key moments.

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2. When the moment has passed, they are bade an unsentimental farewell.

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3. Lawyers and condoms have traditionally failed to inspire affection.

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4. Lawyers and condoms have both been known to go a long time without sex.

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5. When lawyers and condoms are forfeited, the consequences can be very serious.

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6. After a quick shower, lawyers and condoms are ready to go again.

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7. There is a strong culture of fruitiness that pervades both the legal profession and the condom industry.

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8. So, to conclude…

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Lawyers are like condoms [RollOnFriday]

3 Comments

dave

1. The best ones work at night and day?
2. They find a home in your wallet?
3. No one likes ones that are too thick?

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Law Professor John Banzhaf

On a closely related topic, Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in several million accomplish anything worthwhile!

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AbsurdinessBrown

Get your own material.

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