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Lawyer commissions R’n’B ballad in his honour – then plays it on loop on his website

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Visitors to the website of US lawyer Carl B Grant are greeted by a tuneful R’n’B tribute to the South Carolina-based litigator. “Call Carl-B-Grant, when you’re in trouble, call Carl-B-Grant, he’s on the double, Carl B Grant: a lawyer that’ll fight for you,” croons an unidentified R’n’B songstress during the chorus. But it’s arguably the rap section in the second verse that makes the track so frighteningly catchy…

The song is available at cbgrant.com, or below in the embedded music player. Plus, below that is a full transcript of the lyrics.

CALL CARL B GRANT: LYRICS

Verse 1

If you have any accident,

And need a good lawyer with experience,

Find yourself in lots of trouble?

Call Carl B Grant,

He is on the double.

Chorus

Call Carl-B-Grant,

When you’re in trouble,

Call Carl-B-Grant,

He’s on the double,

Call Carl-B-Grant,

Carl B Grant: a lawyer that’ll fight for you

Verse 2 (rap section)

Ok it’s like this,

If you need a lawyer that won’t miss,

That got you and your problems at the top of his list,

Well, let’s see: don’t call you, don’t call me,

Just call Carl B: he’ll set you up, he’ll set you free,

Definitely he represents professionally,

960 Doyle Street with the palm trees that’s where you be,

803 536 for the briefing,

Ask 4011 for the receptionist

Chorus

Call: Carl-B-Grant,

When you’re in trouble,

Call: Carl-B-Grant,

He’s on the double,

Call: Carl-B-Grant,

Carl B Grant: a lawyer that’ll fight for you,

Yes he will, yes he will (fades out)

For those captivated by Carl B Grant, US blog Above the Law has a very detailed analysis of his website.