Man in cap: “Could the Freshfields lawyers who have not yet collected their firm issue leisure wear please proceed immediately to the distribution point.”
Man in leisure wear: “How do I look?”
Guy on the phone: ‘So, the Freshfields diversity officer has confiscated our rucksacks and locked us in this kind of cage thing.’
Leisure wear man: ‘It’s just so important to reach out to East London kids.’
Freshfields diversity officer (in cap): ‘Please hand over your phone too, young man.’
Trainee’s disappointment after Magic Circle firm promised BIG LOLLY!
Worst part is, this isn’t even a billable hour 🙁
Nobody puts trainee in the corner.
Man with blue shirt: “Now just to be clear, your lollipop stick bears no passing resemblance to the Olympic rings.”
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