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11 amusing Court News UK tweets — illustrated

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Visualising the reportage of 20-year-old news agency Court New UK’s must-follow Twitter account @CourtNewsUK.

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1. No ‘chatlines or MySpace’

90s

2. Making new pals at the Bailey

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3. ‘Don’t be an ostrich’

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4. ‘What do you think of the guns your honour?’

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5. Stick to the plan

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6. The ‘lethal wedgie’ teacher

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7. A Riverdance moment

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8. How to succeed in the false limb business

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9. ‘Nobody has ever used a Renault Clio as a getaway vehicle’

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10. ‘A bad, wild, ruff girl from the ghetto’

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11. The judge ‘knows me very well’

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