A young advocate’s guide to the courtroom, featuring Michael Jackson’s ‘Smooth Criminal’

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By Alex Aldridge on

Your Honour, are you OK?

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Not sure what to do with all the free time suddenly foisted on him, Bar Professional Training Course (BPTC) graduate Munawar Sheikh has compiled a helpful courtroom guide that blends traditional advocacy methodology with insights from Michael Jackson’s 1987 hit Smooth Criminal.

The young advocate enters court

With the opening statement concluded, it’s time for a robust cross-examination

While on his or her feet, it’s desirable for the young advocate to show a certain swagger

To overcome setbacks, it’s crucial to have a well-rehearsed legal team

A tilt of an advocate’s headgear is a neat way to disorientate an opponent

A modicum of triumphalism on the achievement of a positive result is part of parcel of courtroom life

Bowing, while maintaining an upright posture, signals an optimum level of respect for the judicial process