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Amal Clooney and X-Factor rapper Honey G were ‘schoolmates’

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A very unlikely connection

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Top human rights barrister Amal Clooney and X-Factor rapper ‘Honey G’ were schoolmates more than 20 years ago, it has emerged.

Clooney — having relocated from Lebanon to England in the 1980s — attended Dr Challoner’s High School, a highly regarded all girl grammar institution in leafy Buckinghamshire. This, claims the Mirror, was the very school that X-Factor rapper (if you can really call her that) Honey G went to.

Three years below Clooney, Honey G — whose real name is the slightly less gangster Anna Georgette Gilford — “could have been friends” with the Doughty Street Chambers barrister, the report suggests.

For those unfamiliar with Gilford’s exploits, she is currently starring in the latest series of ITV’s singing competition X-Factor. Dividing opinion on Twitter, some die-hard X-Factor fans feel the 35-year-old is making a mockery of the show.

For those of you unfamiliar with Clooney’s exploits, you’re reading the wrong website.

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Misanthrope

Trump, Honey G and such like only bolster my conclusion that the majority of humans are stupid af.

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Anonymous

Indeed. I have for a long time suspected it but recent events confirm it. A large proportion of the public are thick as mince.

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Anonymous

Well on a purely statistical level at least half of the population are below average intelligence

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Dr. Litevsky.

Simka, denote LC’s obsessive compulsion disorder with Amal Clooney, in posts devoid of all legal content. As soon as Amal Clooney is mentioned , the frontal lobes are autonomically neuralepticised by way of a neurotic block on all things legal.

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AtTheBar

‘Could have been friends’ there is a story in there somewhere and by jove LC has tried to find it

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Simka.

Hey Guys , dya think it could be like the Monarch Mind Control programme, where “Amal Clooney” is da trigger word?
Doc. Litevsky says it ain’t. But whaddu I know huh?

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Anonymous

What is monarch mind control?

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Anonymous

Don’t worry, I would just ignore that nonsense above.

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Anonymous

Tenuous link between current person on TV and lawyer more famous for her husband? Tick.

*Starts typing article*

At least Alex was kind enough to disguise Katie’s name.

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Anonymous

So why was Honey G who is now 35, three years above Amal Clooney who is now 38? Or did you get that the wrong way around?
Oh and what a dumb article

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Anonymous

dumbass

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LegalRec

“3 years below Clooney ” you dumb f**k.

38 minus 3 equals 35.

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Anonymous

When I wrote that comment, it said 3 years above. Now been edited but ta for the kind comment.

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Anonymous

OH MY GOD HOW IS THIS NEWS

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