Nobody enjoys commuting less than in-house lawyer Twitter sensation Legal Bizzle
Has the journey to and from work caused you to feel this much hatred?
A man with a constant hacking cough got on at Doncaster. Sounds possible that he’ll die of his own accord before I snap and kill him myself.
— Legal Bizzle (@LegalBizzle) October 24, 2013
Been on the train less than 10 minutes and already 6 blokes have pushed past me to go to the toilet. Think I’m in the prostate carriage. — Legal Bizzle (@LegalBizzle) October 28, 2013
People who bring McDonalds breakfasts onto the train. I can call the British Transport Police, right?
— Legal Bizzle (@LegalBizzle) October 22, 2013
There’s a man on this train wearing shorts. This is displeasing. — Legal Bizzle (@LegalBizzle) September 20, 2013
Whole way from Newark to KGX, bloke next to me was digging his elbow into me and complaining I was in his space. UTTER COCK. — Legal Bizzle (@LegalBizzle) September 23, 2013
The deepest circle of hell is reserved for those who breach the law of the quiet coach.
“I’ll have to be quick, I’m in the quiet coach…” It’s the QUIET coach, not the fucking quick coach, you twonk. #cockwomble — Legal Bizzle (@LegalBizzle) July 4, 2013
Apparently, having a Louis Vuitton manbag confers the right to make calls in the quiet coach. Who knew? #cockwomble — Legal Bizzle (@LegalBizzle) October 23, 2012
If anything, the train companies are even worse than the passengers.
Sometimes I forget just how much I detest Cross Country trains. Being unwillingly reminded now. — Legal Bizzle (@LegalBizzle) October 15, 2013
Is it the pervasive smell of piss? The tiny seats? The overcrowding? The all day beerfest?
— Legal Bizzle (@LegalBizzle) October 15, 2013
No. It’s the whole fucking shambling pretence of a train company. Fucking fuckers.
— Legal Bizzle (@LegalBizzle) October 15, 2013
But very occasionally it all comes together.
There are days when I wouldn't swap my job for any other in the world. What a ride.
— Legal Bizzle (@LegalBizzle) November 12, 2013
Have a great Monday.
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