Can I sue my teacher for the emotional distress caused by having to learn all these cases?
1. So. Many. Cases
How is it possible to learn so many case names and legal principles? There are so many post-it notes on your bedroom walls you even had to stick some up in the living room, kitchen and bathroom as well. You’ve bought out the WHSmith highlighters section and now your revision notes are just one big rainbow.
2. Just when you thought you’d tackled the cases, then there are the essays…
Law A-level essay questions are the stuff of nightmares.
3. You still don’t really understand the difference between s18 and s20
You know they’re both types of GBH and that one’s not quite as bad as the other, but that’s pretty much all you know.
4. Law school trips are the best
Catching the bus down to the local magistrates’ court is the highlight of the year. Lucky Londoners might even get the chance to visit the Old Bailey and the Houses of Parliament.
5. Listening to the word ‘assault’ in normal conversation is really annoying once you’ve studied it at school
How can it be an assault if there was physical contact? That’s a battery!
6. Your hand is always sore from all the writing
Can I sue for repetitive strain injury?
7. You are counting down the days until your 18th birthday so you can apply to be a magistrate
It sounds really fun and you don’t have to be a qualified lawyer to do it.
8. Some legal terms still really confuse you
Devolution? Delegated legislation? Sovereignty?
9. Your favourite case is Dudley and Stephens
Closely followed by Donoghue v Stevenson. You like R v Collins too, but watching your teacher try to explain it to the class was pretty awkward.
10. You’re sick of being asked whether you want to be a solicitor or a barrister
You don’t 100% know the difference and you have no idea which one you’d rather be. Other questions you’re tired of being asked are “would you defend a murderer?” and “can I have some legal advice?”
11. Dropping Latin into everyday conversation is your new favourite hobby
Your favourite is mens rea.
12. Your teacher loves talking about the fact he’s an ex-lawyer
Though he has some cool stories, you don’t really understand why anyone would train up to be a lawyer and then become an A-level teacher instead.
13. You really, really, really want to try on a wig
Birthday list sorted.