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Trump is the President😱!

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So we’ve written a poem

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Lines written on the ascension to the throne of Donald John Trump

So, hello there, Mr Trump.
You used to be the host of The Apprentice
But now you are
The President of the United States of America.
Aka, The most powerful man in the world
With a nuclear arsenal at your disposal.

In your victory speech
You said you will
Bind the wounds of division, put America’s interests first
And deal fairly with everyone. With everyone.
All people and other nations.

You also said you would seek common ground,
Not hostility.
Partnership,
Not conflict.

Does that mean you will now be nice to
Muslims?
Mexicans?
Women?
Disabled people?
And everyone else you don’t like?

Or is it all a joke?

By E. J. Donald the Second (Term)

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🇺🇸🕊🇺🇸 Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸🕊🇺🇸

Bad poem! We won bigly! Not nice! You’re fired!

*sniffs*
*farts*

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@CRProudman

I soiled my big girl pants with fear when I read this.

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Mrs Hillary Clinton

You’ll always have to live with the fact that more people voted for me than voted for you.

The outdated non-proportional representation system was what got you in.

#notquiteawinnerdonaldo

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Trumpenkrieg

Maybe the vote should be counted again, taking account of votes of dead people and illegal immigrants and “malfunctions” of Soros-owned voting machines.

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Anonymous

Extraordinary! I was convinced you drowned in your own semen after hours of Trumpist celebratory onanism. You must be well pleased.

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Trumpenkrieg

I’l leave the onanism to you cubicle cucks.

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Anonymous

What, the throbbing still hasn’t subsided? Christ, you might want to go see a doctor with that one.

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LegalRec

Basically you didn’t have a legal related story for the election but wanted a comments section…

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Anonymous

Actually I bet KK had one prepared on how a woman was now the most powerful person in the world and the glass ceilings in law that still need to be broken.

But then they had to scrap that and think again!

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Anonymous

Trumpenkrieg must be feeling erect all day

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Anonymous

I’d like to think his conspicuous silence is down to some sort of dignified magnanimity.

The reality is I suspect is that the sheer magnitude of the festival of onanism he indulged in yesterday has left him a mere empty shell on his own bedroom floor. Unable to speak or move.

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Trumpenkrieg

You’d be wrong, cuck. The Trumpening has put a smirk on my face and a spring in my step.

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Anonymous

Nice to know some 18 year old jobless, gormless, fool like you who only knows one insult (“cuck”?!) probably still lives with his mum got a kick out of it and can still spend his day trolling this two-bit website.

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Anonymous

Ah there you go, Ma’s been up and sorted it now.

A bucket-worth of Dettox, some disposable J-cloths and a sugary cup of tea and things are back to how they were.

He’s still a “cuck” though – not much she could do about that…

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Pantman

At the risk of a repeat post:

I nominate Boaty McBoatface for president in 2020 – the people need to speak!

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Anonymous

Be honest – you’re not even trying any more LC.

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Anonymous

wheres the rhymes. poems that dont rhyme hurt my head

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Anonymous

Are you so embarrassed to write for Legal Cheek that you have to use a pseudonym?

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Anonymous

Wouldn’t you be embarrassed if your writing was that execrable

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Anonymous

LOL… it’s a take on Private Eye’s E J Thribb series. It’s supposed to be bad 🙂

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Anonymous

EJ Thribb did it first.

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Anonymous

Definite parallels to Brexit. People don’t like being told who to vote for by perceived liberal elite and celebrities. This isn’t necessarily an endorsement of Trump, But, sooner or later, instead of saying, …’everybody made a mistake, the voters are stupid/ignorant etc’ somebody needs to change that to ‘why are we so out of tune with ordinary voters’. When this mind set occurs, half the battle will be won around addressing the disconnect.

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Anonymous

It is truly astonishing that such disillusionment with the “liberal elite” has led to a situation in which the first African-American POTUS will have to hand the keys to the White House over to a Presidential-elect who was endorsed by the KKK. Questions need to be asked of ourselves and fast.

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Anonymous

Are you able to name one policy of Trump’s which is racist? Presumably you think Trump’s black supporters like Ben Carson are all stupid and unable to assess him?

By the way removing illegal immigrants is not racist, and blacks are actually among the biggest losers from unskilled immigration.

Stop trying to divide people.

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Anonymous

“Blacks are actually among the biggest losers from unskilled immigration”?

From what nether region and on what factual basis do you base this statement?

I shall refrain from any lambasted dialogue until you reply.

SMH

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Anonymous

*Correction: lambasting type of

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Milo

You know Robert Byrd was Hillary’s mentor right? The Donald received an unwanted endorsement from the KKK (who are much smaller than when they were founded by the Demokkkrats back in the day). The Trump campaign said the KKK “deserved a bullet” so hardly accepting of the endorsement. The KKK has since returned to backing Clinton and the Demokkkrats.

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Anonymous

Yeah I can make shit up as well..

My dog is a cat, the sky is a shade of puce but has some interesting yellow stripes with a sort of Argyley diamond thing going on, rain is just a concept, vacuum cleaners have souls, wood is invisible, fire doesn’t burn you it refreshes, most cars are made out of blancmange.

This is all true – cos I said so.

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Anonymous

👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

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Anonymous

Post at 12.37PM?! You guys have had all year to prepare this. This is why LC are so sub-par! Cmon guys

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Corbyn. Sympathiser.

To be fair, I don’t think anyone was prepared for this outcome.

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Anonymous

What is the above drivel doing on a legal website. If I want to read inane anti-Trump propaganda I will go the Guardian web site (or indeed the BBC)

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Anonymous

Legal Cheek, please ensure you only write about the law, and UK law for that matter. And please do it in a sensible way.

If you don’t, you will continue to annoy people who like to live inside tiny little boxes, with nothing but their own tiny little preconceptions to keep them going.

You also run the risk of stimulating debate, and as we have seen from both Brexit and the election of Trump, debate has no place in a modern democracy.

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Anonymous

Well the website is called “legal” cheek, it’s not too much to ask for legal related content…

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PROELIA

This chap does it far better.

https://narcsite.com/2016/11/09/thank-you/

Nails what has been elected and plausible and effective those types of people are.

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Tunde

Wtf is dis krap?

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Litevsky

Excellent thread chaps. My we are improving. Some cool words too.

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Scouser of Counsel

A case for Proportional Representation of ever there was one.

Two (real) choices: Hills and Don.

More people vote for Hills but Dom gets in because of a quirky electoral college system.

= well flawed system.

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Milo

Nobody complained when the system worked for their candidates…

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Scouser of Counsel

*Don

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Milo

I have a better poem:

Cats see in colour
Dogs see in grey
The Donald will build a wall
And Mexico is going to pay

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Scouser of Counsel

You’re not going to believe this, but I didn’t actually write the above intending it to rhyme or be a poem in any way- it was just an observation!

Reading it back, I’ve just freaked myself out! 😆😆😆

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