Lawyers ranked amongst the worst kissers in the UK

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A survey of 2,000 people ranking which professions are the best kissers in the UK has put lawyers in the bottom three.

Accountants shocked the field with nearly a quarter of respondents rating them as Britain’s best kissers, beating out doctors/nurses (19%), engineers (14%) and chefs (10%). Just 5% backed lawyers smooching abilities, with only bankers (3%) and civil servants (2%) getting a lower share of the vote.

Perhaps lawyers’ infamously slippery tongues have lost their appeal in recent times! This is not the first damning report the profession has witnessed, with lawyers also failing to impress in a recent ‘best lovers’ survey.

Kissers ranked from best to worst

Top 5:

1. Accountants (best)
2. Doctors/nurses
3. Engineers
4. Teachers
5. Waiters/chefs

Bottom 5:

5. IT workers
4. Estate agents
3. Lawyers
2. Bankers
1. Civil servants (worst)



L + Ratio + Why do you do this to yourself LC?



Struggle to see how this mini article helps aspiring lawyers.



L+ Ratio

Stop deleting my comments please 🙏



Something something Lambo and my model girlfriend


Slow news day

Journalism at its finest.



About as pointless as the self-reporting surveys the legal regulators rely on as ‘evidence’.


Kirkland NQ



PC C***

Wow thanks for this article, completely changed my outlook and perspective on my life.



We may be bad kissers but we are really good at screwing people over again and again.


Bob the Trainee @ S&M

I’m great at bending over and satisfying whichever partner offers me a chance to redline documents on their transaction……it doesn’t hurt if you think of all the money you’re getting paid……..and it’s not like they’re packing anyway.


There’s your reason. That’ll be $60.

Coffee and processed foods.



Is this because we socially awkward lawyers don’t know when the right moment is, so we end up kissing at the wrong time, or someone who didn’t want us to…

But at least it’s a magic circle kiss from me, can you imagine being kissed from an Irwin Mitchell or DWF “socially awkward”, now that would be hilarious. A merger mill / factory second custard creams sort of kiss.



While I am a lawyer I would never deign to kiss one. Female lawyers, while esteemed friends and colleagues, repulse me on a physical level.


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