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Official research: law students love it doggy style

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University sex survey shows wannabe lawyers prefer approaching from behind to traditional missionary position

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Law students far and away prefer a doggy-style shag over the beast-with-two-backs position preached by Christian missionaries, say researchers, who are now doubtless lying in a dark room for a spot of rest.

Online student rag The Tab reported recently that its researchers found that 34% of law students said doing it like Lassie was their preferred position, while only 21% agreed with the vicars and priests that missionary was the most satisfying — or appropriate.

That put law students effectively on a par with the wider British population, of which, according to The Tab, 33% back doggy style. While 23% of the nation as a whole said that missionary is best.

Sadly, the survey showed that law students were not as keen to encourage girl power as those studying other disciplines.

The “cowgirl” position (for those keen on detailed instruction, websites are available) was tipped as favourite by only 24% of law students, compared with 33% of open-minded wannabe dentists.

And those Christian preachers will be most pleased with chemistry students. Some 27% said missionary was their favourite position, the highest of any discipline in The Tab survey.

Previously:

Law students top the university shagging league [Legal Cheek]

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Anonymous

Preparing them for life as a trainee, bent over backwards

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Marvin

Crikey that’s blue

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Zander

The Tab’s “researchers”?!?! Calling them researchers is ten times as gross a redefinition of a term as the Tories’ revisionist concepts of “Access to Justice” or “The Rule of Law”

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Lord Reed

LC is at it again, losing dignity one article at a time.

Thankfully the illustrious Briana didn’t pen this trove of wisdom or we’d have mentions of fatal vagina injuries all over the place as well.

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Anonymous

I started reading this site because of the complete lack of dignity.

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Briana's sekret admirer

Good on you comrade, Allah Akbar!

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Daniel Olive

The law is concerned with all matters, and seems to have a curious fascination with sex. While it may not do much for the dignity of the law to have to examine facts to determine if a business “consists to a significant degree of selling, hiring, exchanging, lending, displaying or demonstrating… sex articles”, or to have to review the safety of face sitting, there is nothing wrong with sex, and I don’t think LC loses it’s dignity by being aware that it exists.

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Backstreet boy

I tried it doggy style once… Damned retriever, ate my wig…

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Anonymous

Doing it doggystyle is always fun.

Its the doing it down alleyways which is the hardest part.

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Stringer Spaniel QC

Ever done doggy in the robing room?

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