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Lawyers share their hilarious #SupremeCourtFacts as prorogation of parliament case gets underway

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Lawyers have taken to Twitter to share their amusing but completely fake facts about the Supreme Court as it prepares to hear two appeals this morning over whether Boris Johnson acted lawfully in suspending parliament for five weeks in the run-up to Brexit.

“There’s going to be a lot of misinformation over the next few days about the Supreme Court”, anonymous legal blogger The Secret Barrister (SB) wrote on Twitter this morning. “[S]o as a public service, I’d invite lawyers to share some little-known legal facts.”

Using the now-trending hashtag #SupremeCourtFacts, SB kicked things off by revealing “each Supreme Court judge enters court to their own Diana Ross song”. Meanwhile, lawyer and legal commentator David Allen Green explained that the eleven sitting judges are considered the “first team” and that the twelfth “sits in dugout out of camera view fully kitted up and ready to deputise, and is formally known as Justice Supersub”.

Alan Greene, a senior lecturer in public law and human rights at Birmingham Law School, confirmed that the justices have to take a drink of their beer every time a barrister says “my learned friend”.

Sharing their own fun fact, and appearing to take a pop at the Daily Mail in the process, Twitter user Resjudicatamyfoot disclosed that “every judge is paid directly from EU funds and is an openly gay fencer”.

The fake facts kept on coming:

Social media silliness aside, eleven Supreme Court justices will hear two appeals from today that will determine whether PM Johnson’s decision to suspend parliament, otherwise known as proroguing, was unlawful.

Earlier this month, Scotland’s highest court, Edinburgh’s Court of Session, ruled that Johnson’s decision was unlawful, saying it was “an egregious case of a clear failure to comply with generally accepted standards of behaviour of public authorities”. The government is appealing the ruling.

In separate proceedings brought by campaigner Gina Miller, the High Court ruled in favour of the PM, finding that the suspension was “purely political” and therefore not a matter for the courts. Miller is appealing, too.

The Supreme Court hearing got underway at 10:30am this morning and is scheduled to last until Thursday. You can watch the proceedings on the Supreme Court’s live stream.

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9 Comments

Snarky LC Reader

You could’ve reported on the actual case itself rather than a Twitter meme?

a.b@c.com

Hilarious.

Anonymous

These are not remotely funny

Annonymous

Neither are you

Anonymous

Fake fact no 502!

The Supreme Court has a gender pay gap in favour of women! Due to Lady Hale’s increased salary as President.

That’s not the fake fact. That’s just truth. The fake fact is that her Ladyship has shown great intellectual courage and consistency by declaring herself committed to closing this insidious gap.

hulk hogan

god i hate twitter and the ‘twitterati’

Anon

For the thousands of tweets some QCs have and the amount of tweets they reply to, it’s incredible that they get any work done.

They would dismiss any InstaThot or Vlogger applying for a TC/pupillage as ‘lacking in good judgment’ and being ‘attention seeking’, but then seem to derive all their own self-worth from the amount of Twitter ‘likes’ they get?

Sad and pathetic really.

Name

Cheeky little Legal Cheek – Trying to slip one of its own (not that funny) tweets in to the article thinking no one would notice…

Your Mum

Fact – there is no gender pay gap in favour of women, even if there is there isn’t.

#DownWithThePatriarchy

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